Wanna hear the whacks? Chk the caption #yqbaba #twentyyearsolder #yostowrimo #shortstory I yawn and shift in the bed. I get up with a start after disentangling the leg that had been entwined with mine. 'Arre. I was always living alone. Who's this on the bed with me?' go my thoughts. I look beside me n see a toothless guy staring back at me. "Who in hell are you?" I ask. "Your husband," replies the toothless one, with a loud guffaw. Had I forgotten my own husband? My eyes dart to my hands, all wrinkled with age. I quickly look into the bedside mirror, horrified to see a toothless aunty staring back at me. I suppress a scream. "Bed tea, jaanu" goes the oldie. I glare at him and look outa the window. I see well paved roads, lovely bungalows and lotsa greenery. I see an old man walk by winking naughtily at me. I wonder who this creep is. I look closely. OMG! It's kumar, the next door smart guy for whom I had developed some real romantic feelings and ached to talk to the witty one. Well, he looked pretty bad, even ugly. "How could I have liked this uncouth guy?" goes my crazy mind.