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Dear Ayushi, The irony that I hate your name and

Dear Ayushi,

The irony that I hate your name and you aren't dear to me, yet I am writing to you, makes me furious. You may ask why? It's the month of "love", and everyone is writing to their beloved ones, I couldn't think of writing to anyone but you. These people have been celebrating so many days. Since, you never really had a thing for roses and chocolates, and had grown up playing cricket & video games rather than playing with teddy bears, I simply want to make few promises to you today. I promise to never let you give up. I won't let you chase the people who don't deserve to breathe in your air. I'll buy you a lot of books, and take you on fancy dinners to eat the most delicious chicken. I'll try my best to provide you with a lot of knowledge, experiences and stories. And will travel with you, wherever you wish to go.

Yours, This promise day, make a promise to yourself rather than sulking over the broken promises. I present this open challenge to write funny letters and tag it with #PromiseDayLetters.
Tagging few people to keep the chain going: Ritvika Toshniwal, ParAg Khara, Harsh Snehanshu, Bharath Nandibhatla, Shikha, Anupma Verma, Saurabh Pratap S Singh.
Dear Ayushi,

The irony that I hate your name and you aren't dear to me, yet I am writing to you, makes me furious. You may ask why? It's the month of "love", and everyone is writing to their beloved ones, I couldn't think of writing to anyone but you. These people have been celebrating so many days. Since, you never really had a thing for roses and chocolates, and had grown up playing cricket & video games rather than playing with teddy bears, I simply want to make few promises to you today. I promise to never let you give up. I won't let you chase the people who don't deserve to breathe in your air. I'll buy you a lot of books, and take you on fancy dinners to eat the most delicious chicken. I'll try my best to provide you with a lot of knowledge, experiences and stories. And will travel with you, wherever you wish to go.

Yours, This promise day, make a promise to yourself rather than sulking over the broken promises. I present this open challenge to write funny letters and tag it with #PromiseDayLetters.
Tagging few people to keep the chain going: Ritvika Toshniwal, ParAg Khara, Harsh Snehanshu, Bharath Nandibhatla, Shikha, Anupma Verma, Saurabh Pratap S Singh.