a mundanely sad list 1) It appears to me that my butt is flattening because of all the sitting I'm doing. 2) I want to do concerts but I sing like Doofenshmirtz. 3) I love Doofenshmirtz but not everyone does. 4) Do not fall in love with people like me, we remember to put odomos after the bloodsuckers have bitten and left.