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Since I've been dropped to the wrong version of a world, I might as well put up a few enquiries: 1. Who do I sue? 2. What is the customer service number for the "negligible" inconvenience caused to me for 70+ years? 3. Will I get compensation? #ramona_scifi people, do you want me to write on a specific something? drop it below.

Since I've been dropped to the wrong version of a world, I might as well put up a few enquiries: 1. Who do I sue? 2. What is the customer service number for the "negligible" inconvenience caused to me for 70+ years? 3. Will I get compensation? #ramona_scifi people, do you want me to write on a specific something? drop it below.

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wee little creatures zipline across a telephone cable sitting in tiny raindrops. they don't care about the sky, do they? We are the wee creatures, Earth is a raindrop. I'm getting the hang of shorties. #ramona_scifi

wee little creatures zipline across a telephone cable sitting in tiny raindrops. they don't care about the sky, do they? We are the wee creatures, Earth is a raindrop. I'm getting the hang of shorties. #ramona_scifi

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Settle in a shuttle, soaring to the sky Don't stay here, child, You'll surely die. Settle in a shuttle, shooting to space Seat yourself there, love, Forget mama's face. Settle in a shuttle, swaying like the sea, Settle in a shuttle. Don't you miss me. A dystopia where we'll seek refuge in space. I got the rhyme of settle in a shuttle very early, but it was a hateful breakup song, and no good. This is better. And now I know I'm quite okay at rhyming. I'll stop ranting now.

Settle in a shuttle, soaring to the sky Don't stay here, child, You'll surely die. Settle in a shuttle, shooting to space Seat yourself there, love, Forget mama's face. Settle in a shuttle, swaying like the sea, Settle in a shuttle. Don't you miss me. A dystopia where we'll seek refuge in space. I got the rhyme of settle in a shuttle very early, but it was a hateful breakup song, and no good. This is better. And now I know I'm quite okay at rhyming. I'll stop ranting now.

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Person (holding my hand under a starry sky): What dreams do you have? Me (the child in me): Yeah, so, I was walking down that Asbleg planet, and that seven legged thing went 'gru-gru-gru', and immediately out of nowhere, the Vogon spaceship appeared, going 'boo-beep-boo-beep'. I turned off the colossal cauldron, without a moment's hesitation,I drank up that brew 'glug-glug-glug'. I was saved from extra-dimensional-universal-extinction. Person (on the edge of life and death and lethal astonishment): Wha-? Me (shrugging): You asked me. Dreams are literally dreams. 😛 #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi

Person (holding my hand under a starry sky): What dreams do you have? Me (the child in me): Yeah, so, I was walking down that Asbleg planet, and that seven legged thing went 'gru-gru-gru', and immediately out of nowhere, the Vogon spaceship appeared, going 'boo-beep-boo-beep'. I turned off the colossal cauldron, without a moment's hesitation,I drank up that brew 'glug-glug-glug'. I was saved from extra-dimensional-universal-extinction. Person (on the edge of life and death and lethal astonishment): Wha-? Me (shrugging): You asked me. Dreams are literally dreams. 😛 #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi

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Show your thumb For a hitchhike. Do or do not, But whatever you do, Don't mess with Vogons. Or Krikkits (they're xenophobic). Listen to the dolphins, They're smarter than you. And if you do get lost On the hostile Frogstar World B, Or the trendy Santaginus V, Or your planet is demolished, Carry a towel, always. Be hip, be cool like Zaphod, And be the guy who knows where his towel is, Ford Prefect. Do miss the Earth, if you're stranded in another world, making sandwiches like Arthur Dent. And remember God's final words to Creation: W.A.F.T.I. Whatever you do, Don't Panic! 42! It's World Towel Day! According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, a towel is the most precious item a traveller can have in the whole Galaxy. For those of you who did not understand any reference, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged will soon find out your name. For those who understood everything, for Zark's sake, I want to let you in on a secret! I'm not here to promote this book, but to commemorate and celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the G

Show your thumb For a hitchhike. Do or do not, But whatever you do, Don't mess with Vogons. Or Krikkits (they're xenophobic). Listen to the dolphins, They're smarter than you. And if you do get lost On the hostile Frogstar World B, Or the trendy Santaginus V, Or your planet is demolished, Carry a towel, always. Be hip, be cool like Zaphod, And be the guy who knows where his towel is, Ford Prefect. Do miss the Earth, if you're stranded in another world, making sandwiches like Arthur Dent. And remember God's final words to Creation: W.A.F.T.I. Whatever you do, Don't Panic! 42! It's World Towel Day! According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, a towel is the most precious item a traveller can have in the whole Galaxy. For those of you who did not understand any reference, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged will soon find out your name. For those who understood everything, for Zark's sake, I want to let you in on a secret! I'm not here to promote this book, but to commemorate and celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the G

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What people say: Good luck, Best of Luck, Happy this, Bless you that... What I say: May you have the mathematically calculated probability so much in your favour that you dwell on the illusion that your matters are personally looked after by the Universe itself. But they're actually the same thing....😆 Bless me! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi

What people say: Good luck, Best of Luck, Happy this, Bless you that... What I say: May you have the mathematically calculated probability so much in your favour that you dwell on the illusion that your matters are personally looked after by the Universe itself. But they're actually the same thing....😆 Bless me! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi

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What people get their calendar notifications for: Birthdays, meetings, trains. What I set my notifications for: Blue Jeans invention anniversary: 20 May World Towel Day (HHGTG fan): 25 May People getting on my nerves day: Daily Blue jeans, babe P.S. This is my 200th quote!! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi

What people get their calendar notifications for: Birthdays, meetings, trains. What I set my notifications for: Blue Jeans invention anniversary: 20 May World Towel Day (HHGTG fan): 25 May People getting on my nerves day: Daily Blue jeans, babe P.S. This is my 200th quote!! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi

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Humans have been zapped and killed, animals have been kidnapped by aliens for lab purposes, grasses and trees and hills and plains and lakes and oceans have been all burnt or demolished. Earth will be demolished shortly. Aliens are searching for any remnants. NOBODY: ALEXA: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding right now... ALIENS: What the heck?! Such a creep! We're leaving this place right away! Alexa is really creepy... Boo! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi

Humans have been zapped and killed, animals have been kidnapped by aliens for lab purposes, grasses and trees and hills and plains and lakes and oceans have been all burnt or demolished. Earth will be demolished shortly. Aliens are searching for any remnants. NOBODY: ALEXA: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding right now... ALIENS: What the heck?! Such a creep! We're leaving this place right away! Alexa is really creepy... Boo! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi

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Friend: Are you hiding something from me? Me: You are not entitled to every knowledge of my personal existence, nor do you have the right to demand for a session (audio/visual) regarding my life. I am the owner of 'my person'. So choose your words carefully. I'm not "hiding something". I'm simply "choosing not to share" something with you. The threats you use in your 'loose' speech can land you in serious philosophical, mental and LEGAL trouble. Now, do you wanna ask me anything, sweetie? (Friend almost dies of shock, but is rescued by a passing spaceship, only to spend the rest of her nosy existence on a planet with flat orange creatures. The good thing is that she only has 1 in a trillion chance of finding me.) I later ruin the whole thing, using that 1 chance to go to her planet 7 years later and say, "Hi! So you're living with that orange flat-face? Why did you *hide* that from me?" R.I.P. sweetie. Moral: Never be nosy with me. Inspired by Pooja Singh.:D #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi Somi Martha Hunt last one

Friend: Are you hiding something from me? Me: You are not entitled to every knowledge of my personal existence, nor do you have the right to demand for a session (audio/visual) regarding my life. I am the owner of 'my person'. So choose your words carefully. I'm not "hiding something". I'm simply "choosing not to share" something with you. The threats you use in your 'loose' speech can land you in serious philosophical, mental and LEGAL trouble. Now, do you wanna ask me anything, sweetie? (Friend almost dies of shock, but is rescued by a passing spaceship, only to spend the rest of her nosy existence on a planet with flat orange creatures. The good thing is that she only has 1 in a trillion chance of finding me.) I later ruin the whole thing, using that 1 chance to go to her planet 7 years later and say, "Hi! So you're living with that orange flat-face? Why did you *hide* that from me?" R.I.P. sweetie. Moral: Never be nosy with me. Inspired by Pooja Singh.:D #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi Somi Martha Hunt last one

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Don't tell me not to drink my Exotic French Vanilla-infused black tea on an ordinary Thursday night. I know the Earth has a probability of ending anytime in 2 million years, And I don't wanna be eating mashed potatoes while I'm dying and my home planet is ending. Or die with a spoon down my throat. I know. Only I know. Live the life while you can! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi #whoopee#selfcare_r

Don't tell me not to drink my Exotic French Vanilla-infused black tea on an ordinary Thursday night. I know the Earth has a probability of ending anytime in 2 million years, And I don't wanna be eating mashed potatoes while I'm dying and my home planet is ending. Or die with a spoon down my throat. I know. Only I know. Live the life while you can! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi #whoopee#selfcare_r