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Satish Chandra

He - Will you marry me?

She - I have a boyfriend.

He - So, Shall I ask him?

She - 🥶 #sattypun

#punchayat

#punny

#sattymemes

Satish Chandra

We all run out of words sometimes, and we find someone or someplace where we can borrow words from. But aakhir kab tak? Isliye is baari aisa kuch ho to seedha Bank se loan uthao (PNB is best, Saste ROI hai uske) aur apni khud ki ek Library kharid lo. Fir dekhte hain, kaise jaate ho Short of words.😎😎 #Funny #punny #Punchayat

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any Nationalised Bank &
buy a Library of your own.
Trust me, you will never
face the same issue again. We all run out of words sometimes, and we find someone or someplace where we can borrow words from. But aakhir kab tak? Isliye is baari aisa kuch ho to seedha Bank se loan uthao (PNB is best, Saste ROI hai uske) aur apni khud ki ek Library kharid lo. Fir dekhte hain, kaise jaate ho Short of words.😎😎

#Funny

#Punny

#PunChayat

Satish Chandra

Yahi to hota na. Aadmi paani mein, Machli Zameen pe To Machliyaan paise deke swimming sikhti Taaki doobne se bach sake aur wo Aadmi ko net se pakadkar, mast fry kar ke khaati. #sattypun #Funny

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If humans lived under water,
Fishes would go to swimming pools
to learn swimming.

And who knows, probably they might
go for Catching Humans in net and then
fry and eat them too! Yahi to hota na.
Aadmi paani mein, Machli Zameen pe
To Machliyaan paise deke swimming sikhti
Taaki doobne se bach sake aur wo Aadmi ko net se pakadkar, mast fry kar ke khaati.

#SattyPun

#Funny

Satish Chandra

No matter how many stories you cook up or how many fantasies you narrate, fact of the matter is, This is exactly what Travelling is.😎😂😎 #ThisIsTravelling As simple as that ! Truth has been stated. #sattypun

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Travelling to me is packing my bags,
boarding a vehicle and getting displaced
to a different place from the current one,
sometimes with reason, sometimes without a reason. No matter how many stories you cook up or how many fantasies you narrate, fact of the matter is, This is exactly what Travelling is.😎😂😎

#ThisIsTravelling

As simple as that !
Truth has been stated.

#SattyPun

Satish Chandra

हैण्डस अप 🙌🏻 पुलिस ने तुम्हें चारों ओर से घेर लिया है कोई अपनी जगह से नहीं हिलेगा। डागर सेठ, अब तुम और तुम्हारे ये भाड़े के टट्टू बच कर नहीं जा सकते। #yqbaba #sattypun

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.... हैण्डस अप 🙌🏻 पुलिस ने तुम्हें चारों ओर से घेर लिया है
कोई अपनी जगह से नहीं हिलेगा।
डागर सेठ, अब तुम और तुम्हारे ये भाड़े के टट्टू बच कर नहीं जा सकते।

#YQbaba

#SattyPun

Satish Chandra

BLACKMAIL se WHITEWASH tak Sab jalwa hai. Mind you, He is not a racist but ek baat confirm hai, thappad se darr nahi lagta saheb, Udte huye Chappal se lagta hai.😰😰 #yqbaba #yqhumour

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Beware! If you receive a flying white slipper
It'll in fact, be a Whitewash.

-©SattyPun BLACKMAIL se WHITEWASH tak
Sab jalwa hai.

Mind you, He is not a racist but ek baat confirm hai, thappad se darr nahi lagta saheb, Udte huye Chappal se lagta hai.😰😰

#YQbaba

#YQhumour

Satish Chandra

HugDay is what we all celebrate daily first thing in the morning And it makes our rest of the day peaceful and awesome. #hugday #Funny #punny

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The most widely celebrated day by all living creatures is Hug Day.

Insights:-
Celebrated everyday without fail and with devotion AND 
Sometimes, celebrated more than once in a day in cases of loose motion. HugDay is what we all celebrate daily first thing in the morning
And it makes our rest of the day peaceful and awesome.

#HugDay

#Funny

#Punny

Satish Chandra

Let your headache be best treated to heal soon Neurons need to relax not function at that point of time. Q:- How does it feel when you have a headache? A:- It feels like a headache, that's it. #Headaches

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Headache mein itna depth mein
kaun sochta hai, Wo bhi biologically ?
😂😂
Just take a pill, stay away from this invention
and take a sound sleep, that's it. Let your headache be best treated to heal soon
Neurons need to relax not function at that point of time.

Q:- How does it feel when you have a headache?

A:- It feels like a headache, that's it.

#headaches

Satish Chandra

Coffee ka naam Latte Jaldi to Latte Late kyun huye #latte #Funny

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Waiter - Sir, What would You like to have?

Customer - Bring me One Latte.

Waiter - Sure sir. Just 5 minutes.

Customer - Yeah but make sure, kahin Latte-Laate thandha na ho jaaye. Coffee ka naam Latte
Jaldi to Latte
Late kyun huye

#Latte

#Funny

Satish Chandra

ये बालक अब भी चाय पी रहा है। ये बालक हमेशा चाय पीयेगा। ये बालक चाय पीता ही रहेगा। To all those who love ☕️ . Anyway, I don't. #yqbaba

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शिक्षक - "वो चाय पी रहा है" इस वाक्य का भूतकाल में परिवर्तन करो।

बालक - "वो चाय पी रहा था और फिर उसने 3 कप चाय और मँगवाकर पी ली।" ये बालक अब भी चाय पी रहा है।
ये बालक हमेशा चाय पीयेगा।
ये बालक चाय पीता ही रहेगा।

To all those who love ☕️ . Anyway, I don't.

#YQbaba
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