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Dekho bhai picnic 🌚 Vidhisha up for another picnic? ☺️ #gettingpunished Part 10 #scar_remedy #punpanapun

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Picnic

*At School*

Maths Sir : Are you radii?
Me : Yes sir
Maths Sir : Are you all radii?
All : Radius sir!

*In Bus*
Sir : Aur kitna distance bacha hai? 
Me : Sir, diameter aur hai. 
Sir : Toh kab tak pahuchenge? 
Me ( sarcastically) : Circle hi pahuchenge ab toh. 

*Punishment : Give mathematics test on your way to picnic* Dekho bhai picnic 🌚

Vidhisha  up for another picnic? ☺️

#gettingpunished Part 10

#scar_remedy #punpanapun

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me is delighted at the punishment 🌚 #gettingpunished Part 9 #scar_remedy #Humour

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Actual Class : Mathematics

Arrangement Class : General Knowledge


Ms. Anusha : Who is the fastest person in the world?

Me : Ma'am, he's Percentage.


*Punishment : No Maths homework for a week* me is delighted at the punishment 🌚

#gettingpunished Part 9

#scar_remedy #humour

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when you are totally into WhatsApp wali padhai 😴 #gettingpunished Part 8 #scar_remedy #Humour

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Hindi Class


Me : Ma'am, maalik ka streeling kya hoga?

Mrs. Neelesh : Maalkin. Toh, batao aadmi ka streeling kya hoga?

Me ( proudly) : Simple. Admin

 *silence*

*Punishment : No WhatsApp for a year*
 when you are totally into WhatsApp wali padhai 😴

#gettingpunished Part 8

#scar_remedy #humour

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me giving the reaction of ' 😌' to the teacher. teacher giving the reaction of ' 🙂' to me. #gettingpunished Part 7 Trickster ye dekho, ' 😌' ke nuksaan 🙂 #horredy #scar_remedy #punpanapun

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Physics Class


Ms. Niharika : What is meant by a dyne in CGS system?

Me : A dyne is defined as a चुड़ैल per घोस्ट cube in the CGS System. 


*Punishment : Spend a night alone with Annabelle*
 me giving the reaction of ' 😌' to the teacher.

teacher giving the reaction of ' 🙂' to me.

#gettingpunished Part 7

Trickster  ye dekho, ' 😌' ke nuksaan 🙂

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Lame? That's me 😔 #gettingpunished Part 6 #punpanapun #Humour #yqhumour

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Mathematics Class

Mrs. Sujata : What is the value of pi?

Me : Vaise toh meri pocket money khatam ho gyi. But, there's a good news, guess what? 

Mrs. Sujata ( irritated ) : What? 

Me : That bakery wale uncle knows me and I can bargain with him for your pie. 

*Punishment : No eating pies till graduation* Lame? That's me 😔

#gettingpunished Part 6

#punpanapun #humour #yqhumour

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Elephants on target 🥴 #gettingpunished Part 5 averteddd dekho, hamari preparation 🥴 P. S. For reference to the book written on elephants, kindly check out the # gettingpunished 🌚 #Humour #yqhumour #scar_remedy #hoomar

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Sanskrit Class 


Ms. Akanksha :  "द्वौ गजौ दूरम् तिष्ठत:" ka kya matlab hai?

Me : Do gaj ki doori par baithen! 

*Punishment : Translate the book written on elephants to Sanskrit*
 Elephants on target 🥴

#gettingpunished Part 5

averteddd  dekho, hamari preparation 🥴

P. S. For reference to the book written on elephants, kindly check out the # gettingpunished 🌚

marmalade ツ

My reason is a logical one, right? 🥺 #gettingpunished Part 4 #scar_remedy #Humour #yqhumour

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Grammar Class


Mrs. Sahai : Who will tell the error in the sentence, "Elly faints in the morning assembly yesterday"?

*My hand shoots up*

Mrs. Sahai : Yes Pragati?

Me ( proudly) : The error in this sentence is a logical one because elephants cannot be accommodated in a morning assembly.

 *Punishment : Write a book on elephants in all the tenses* My reason is a logical one, right? 🥺

#gettingpunished Part 4

#scar_remedy #humour #yqhumour

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I dunno cooking 👉👈 #gettingpunished Part 3 🌚 lemon ~ nimbu lesson ~ garlic #scar_remedy #Humour #cookingpuns

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Value Education Class


Mrs. Adwani : When life gives you lemons, it gives you lessons too.

Me ( standing up) : Excuse me ma'am, I thought this is V.Ed. class but this is Home Science. I'm sorry.

*I exit*

*Punishment : Make the dinner for the whole class, there's a party tonight* I dunno cooking 👉👈

#gettingpunished Part 3 🌚

lemon ~ nimbu
lesson ~ garlic

#scar_remedy #humour #cookingpuns

marmalade ツ

Lame, I know 🙂 but bear it, beta #gettingpunished Part 2 For reference : 'Ba-ta' ( Ba means mother in Gujarati) #scar_remedy #chemistrypunsarejustnotmythingithink #okaynowbyemymotheriscallingmesayingbeta

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Chemistry Class 


Mrs. Mukta : Ernest Rutherford discovered beta particles.

Me : So, he's the Father of Beta particles?

Mrs. Mukta : In a sense, yes.

Me : So, Bata is the mother of beta particles?

*Punishment : Make a tome size report on your parents*
 Lame, I know 🙂
but bear it, beta 

#gettingpunished Part 2

For reference : 'Ba-ta' ( Ba means mother in Gujarati)

#scar_remedy #chemistrypunsarejustnotmythingithink #okaynowbyemymotheriscallingmesayingbeta

marmalade ツ

Innocent me 🥺👉👈 #gettingpunished Part 1 Inspired by Trickster 🌚 averteddd Is it a #pulsespun? 🐒

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English Class 


Ms. Pollock : "...he has no pulse nor will..."

Me : Oh no, there's a provision store near my house. You'll get both pulses and bill there.



*Punishment : Write 100 pages essay on Whitman*

 Innocent me 🥺👉👈

#gettingpunished Part 1 

Inspired by Trickster  🌚

averteddd  Is it a #pulsespun? 🐒
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