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Ramona Singh
Me: Happy Birthday! Friend: Thank you! Do you want all my wishes to come true? Me: I want all your "good" wishes to come true. *whispers* Don't ask why, don't ask why. Friend: Why? Me: What if you wish to murder me and I dumbly told you "May all your wishes come true", and what if I turn out to be a goddess unbeknownst to my powers of commanding the universe, and you actually end up killing me, and the next day, all the sexist gods will smirk at the headline of the Heavenly Harold which says "Goddess on the Head of the Wish Granting Factory granted a Wish for her own murder." saying, "All goddesses are dumb." There is NO way I'm taking a chance and promoting gendered stereotypes in the Celestial Industry! Friend: ... This is what my vain imagination does to me. I make people faint on cakes. Applaud. #ramona_humour #goddess #mythology #allthetimesrusedwishgrantingfactory #hhgttg #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #whoopee Vaanchhit here's thy punishment.
This is what my vain imagination does to me. I make people faint on cakes. Applaud. #ramona_humour #goddess mythology #allthetimesrusedwishgrantingfactory #hhgttg #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #whoopee Vaanchhit here's thy punishment.
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Show your thumb For a hitchhike. Do or do not, But whatever you do, Don't mess with Vogons. Or Krikkits (they're xenophobic). Listen to the dolphins, They're smarter than you. And if you do get lost On the hostile Frogstar World B, Or the trendy Santaginus V, Or your planet is demolished, Carry a towel, always. Be hip, be cool like Zaphod, And be the guy who knows where his towel is, Ford Prefect. Do miss the Earth, if you're stranded in another world, making sandwiches like Arthur Dent. And remember God's final words to Creation: W.A.F.T.I. Whatever you do, Don't Panic! 42! It's World Towel Day! According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, a towel is the most precious item a traveller can have in the whole Galaxy. For those of you who did not understand any reference, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged will soon find out your name. For those who understood everything, for Zark's sake, I want to let you in on a secret! I'm not here to promote this book, but to commemorate and celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the G
It's World Towel Day! According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, a towel is the most precious item a traveller can have in the whole Galaxy. For those of you who did not understand any reference, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged will soon find out your name. For those who understood everything, for Zark's sake, I want to let you in on a secret! I'm not here to promote this book, but to commemorate and celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the G #cinemagraph #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi #whoopee #hhgttg #thehitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #douglasadams
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